7 steps to fool your neighbours...

1) Move in to an old house in a quiet neighborhood with two other twenty-somethings friends.

2) Cover all basement windows with metal sheets

3) Ensure house has bad ventilation as to allow windows to be steamy in the morning

4) Build rooms in the basement using a rental truck to transport in materials after dark.

5) Load your car with full garbage bags late at night.

6) Leave a faulty extension cord on your dryer to start a basement fire; Put fire out yourself and air out house during the day.

7) Spend the next two days taking more full garbage bags out of the basement.


Come back next week for... 6 tips when dealing with a mistaken police officer, who just kicked in your door.