7 steps to fool your neighbours...
1) Move in to an old house in a quiet neighborhood with two other twenty-somethings friends.
2) Cover all basement windows with metal sheets
3) Ensure house has bad ventilation as to allow windows to be steamy in the morning
4) Build rooms in the basement using a rental truck to transport in materials after dark.
5) Load your car with full garbage bags late at night.
6) Leave a faulty extension cord on your dryer to start a basement fire; Put fire out yourself and air out house during the day.
7) Spend the next two days taking more full garbage bags out of the basement.
Come back next week for... 6 tips when dealing with a mistaken police officer, who just kicked in your door.
2) Cover all basement windows with metal sheets
3) Ensure house has bad ventilation as to allow windows to be steamy in the morning
4) Build rooms in the basement using a rental truck to transport in materials after dark.
5) Load your car with full garbage bags late at night.
6) Leave a faulty extension cord on your dryer to start a basement fire; Put fire out yourself and air out house during the day.
7) Spend the next two days taking more full garbage bags out of the basement.
Come back next week for... 6 tips when dealing with a mistaken police officer, who just kicked in your door.
posted by neseirf ekim at 12:33 AM
4 Comments:
so i should expect to see you on the news then? complete with statements from your neighbours who want their streets cleaned up.
Your neighbours thought it was some kind of... illegal... daycare?
Or... Kristallnacht II, "This Time It's Indiscriminate"?
Oh, Moo! I have the solution
Just invite Grandma Friesen over. All the neighbors on your street, as well as every police officer she sees will soon be left in no doubt that you're all good boys!
(Grandma F. is also useful when squeaking out of speeding tickets!)
:) R.
boy that was a great chuckle!
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